Thursday, March 29, 2012

Having a Cold / Flu and Shooting a Cum Load

For the hobbyist or for any one for that matter, having a cold or flu sucks.  Not only do you feel terrible and are not your usual self, if you are taking cold meds, it has a certain side effect.

What is that side effect?

Cold meds, via their very nature, are designed to dry things up.  Yes, they are drying up your runny nose and drying up any mucus that the cold / flu bacteria has accumulated.  It also dries up your sperm!  That's right, try and masturbate and shoot a cum shot.  You can't!  There is no sperm to shoot.  You can jerk and jerk till your hearts content, but like a tranny on strong hormones, your cum is all dried up.

What to do?

This is all the more reason to get over your cold and get back to natural health.  It is one thing for your cold to be making you feel worse than you normally do.  You can tough it out a little and put up with that for how ever long it takes.  It is another thing for it to totally mess up your sex life.

Literally, if you are taking cold meds, your sex life is on hold.  At least if you are a male and intended to climax, it is on hold.

Thank God I am not a porn star or some one whose livelihood depended upon being able to shoot a cum load.  Think of it, escorts, whether they be genetic women or transsexual, their livelihood depends upon them being available sexually.  Having a cold or flu will totally mess up their ability to work.

A good escort French kisses with her Johns.  She is very intimate with him.  Any touching or coughing human contact with a person with a cold, offers sad opportunity to possibly catch that cold.

OK, time to go watch a porno video and see if my cold meds have worn off yet! :)

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