Saturday, April 30, 2011

Pretty Woman Shit.....


Is pretty woman shit more beautiful than ugly and fat woman shit?

It has been scientifically proven that the more beautiful a woman is, the better looking her shit is.  Via shit, I am not referring to her outer cosmetic adornments, such as jewelry, clothing, make up, car,  or bric a brac house hold adornments.  I literally mean, the more slender and beautiful a woman, the more beautiful her shit is.


How was this scientifically proven you may ask or ponder?  Very simple, cameras were installed in the toilets of many women (The women volunteered for this as part of a scientific study on the beauty of shit) and it was proven that as the women got their life together, their shit improved.

For example, it is scientifically proven that women who own and drive a Mercedes, Lexus, Acura or Rolls Royce, have better looking and healthier shit than women who drive a Yugo, Hyundai or Geo Metro.  You may once again ask, how the hell can you prove this?  Again, look at the scientific test results of our collegiate  toilet cam test!!!


Weird gig, women who drive Honda Civic's and VW Beetle's have VERY classy shit.  Some thing about the women who choose those cars to own and drive, makes them a stand out for really hot looking shit.  It goes with out saying, their shit comes out hot and is hot.  Well you know what I mean. :)

When a woman becomes more poised, sophisticated and more of a connoisseur  of refined beauty for her self and a perception of beauty around her, her shit becomes more beautiful!  You think I am kidding?  I will post pics or links to pics of beautiful women and what their shit looks like.  Also to less sophisticated and less pretty women, and you'll see, it is self evident, their shit is not as pretty.


You may ask, does a woman's shit stink more as she becomes more beautiful?  Well, yes and no.  Ever notice that our four legged friend, aka as the regular ole common house hold dog, has fancier, richer shit, when he is fed the better quality much higher priced dog food, such as Iams or Science Diet?   Better quality food produces better quality shit.  Well, the same law applies to sophisticated homosapien women.

So, that age old phrase, she does think her shit stinks, is really not true.  Don't ask me how I know this, but no matter how physically and emotionally beautiful a woman is, her shit DOES stink.

There may be fancier and richer toilet paper wiping her beautiful ass, but sure as all hell, that solidified and some times liquidy sludge that flows out of her ass, is not fragrant like a Carvel soft serve chocolate ice cream machine might produce.

If you are a modern day man, or woman, for that matter, you need to be aware of this shit (or her shit).  How can you consider your self a truly aware person, if you don't know the fine details of true shit sophistication appreciation and how to determine gorgeous shit from average shit?  This is an elite form of art appreciation, very similar to the wine tasters appreciation of a good quality wine.

Click here for the review of a skinny and pretty blonde who shit all over me!!! :) >>>> http://ihavesexwithstrangers.blogspot.com/2011/03/lindsey-shit-all-over-me-pretty-blonde.html   <<<< She is gorgeous, just like the girls depicted in the pics above and oh what a kinky time playing with her lovely shit!!!! :)

For now, as you go on with your day, simply be aware that there is beautiful shit and their is regular ole plain ole shit.  There IS a difference!!!  Carry on Grasshopper.....

Till next time.....

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR

Friday, April 29, 2011

Seeking a Review of Elyce?

There is an ISO on board #1, seeking a review of Elyce.  The info is here, would some one please PM or email this link to the few people in that thread seeking info.  Psychedelic again is catering to the community. :)
Review of Elyce, click here >>>> http://ihavesexwithstrangers.blogspot.com/search?q=elyce  

Then scroll down.

I Made $36.95 Today Cashing in Scrap Metal.... :)

I have never been one of those types to gather aluminum cans, car batteries, aluminum gutters thrown out in the trash or old electric wires, and I didn't do this because I am broke and need the money. :)  I did it out of a sense that recycling is positive for the environment and also for the fact that the items I cashed in had value to some one (the metal recycling place), even if not to me.

Let me tell you about the biggest money part of the cash in.  Having brought items to the recycling place in the past, you notice what are people are bringing to the place to cash in.  I saw that regular ole household electric wires were being redeemed.  You know, those orange extension cords and the black, white or brown extension cords that we use around the house  Well, they have copper wires in them and who the hell ever knew their redemption value?

Some one left a pile of such cords in the trash where I live.  Recalling that people were redeeming them at the recycling place, I gathered them and put them in my vehicle.  They weighed exactly 23 pounds and guess how much they are worth per pound?  $1.20 per pound !  Yes, your regular ole house hold cords have quite a bit of cash in value.  So that 23 pound pile of scrap wires that I simply picked up and put in my vehicle, brought me  $27.60.  It is officially described as  insulated CU #2.

Some one was tearing down a part of their roof and in the trash they placed two pieces of aluminum gutter that were about 12 feet long each piece.  I flattened them and bent them in half and put them in my vehicle.  They weighed 14 pounds and their redemption value is 55 cents a pound.  So that brought me in $7.70. It is officially described as OLD SHEET.

Know how when you are drinking a soda or beer at home, when done, you typically throw the can in the garbage and when the garbage is full, you take it out to dump into the dumpster.  I did this as an experiment.  I said to my self, why just throw this can in the trash, why not clip a plastic bag that you get when shopping at Walmart or any supermarket, clip it on a shelf in the closet and put your empty soda and beer cans in there?

It was not about making money.  It was about recycling and feeling good or better about doing some thing better for the environment than simply throwing it in the trash.  If you don't know, at current scrap rates, your typical  12 ounce soda or beer can is worth about 2 cents.  I personally consume about 60 to 90 sodas or beers in a typical month.

The aluminum cans I saved up in the past month, weighed 3 pounds, at 55 cents a pound, that brought me in $1.65.

The total of the whole redemption was $36.95 and all took no more than a few minutes to do.

Being honest now, I had no idea what these metallic items were gonna bring me when I cashed them in.  I did not know if extension cords were worth 20 cents a pound or $2 a pound.  The same goes for the aluminum gutters.  I just knew they had value to some one, even if not to me.  I was shocked when the girl handed me a twenty, a ten, a five, a dollar and 95 cents in change.  For junk !!!! :)  For scrap junk, I got $36.95.

Another way to look at this, now you can see why those who are down and out, or those who are of more of the street level criminal element, how they would go into an abandoned building and tear out all the copper plumbing from the walls.  I gotta imagine that if there are a few hundred pounds of it, the cash in reward is pretty good.

What does $36.95 buy for a hobbyist?  Maybe half of a sensual body rub !!! :) ha ha ha  Or if ya see Lynn aka MassageThis, whose half hour body rub is $40 currently, it just about pays your whole session fee.  Just make sure ya go home and shower and shave prior to visiting her after your metallic cash in. :)

Till next time......

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR

Harmony Therapy - A Review of a Lovely Sweet Button Nose Cute Girl....

Harmony Therapy - A Review of a Lovely Sweet Button Nose Cute Girl....

South Florida is thee oasis and mecca for every form of relaxing
personal services.  A man has his choices of escorts, body rub girls
and even a hot babe transsexual if he so desires. :)

Like visiting the ocean for a swim or a dip in the pool, some times we
do it and some times these pure joys fall from with in our daily life
style routine.  It had been over a year since I had visited Harmony
Therapy, on Powerline Road, in Pompano Beach.  Mamasan recognized me
and that's a good thing, cause being honest, I did not recall her!!!

It was kinda late at night for Harmony standards.  They close at 10pm
and it was 9:30pm when I walked in their opaque limo tinted front
door.  I did desire the full treatment of a one hour professional
shiatsu massage, which would have included some time in their steam
sauna and a body scrub, in what I am told is their newly improved body
scrub room.

Past visitors of Harmony would recall, the table you laid on for your
soapy scrub, was less than 6 feet long.  Hence, you'd have to bend at
the knees or your feet would hit the wall.  From what I hear, the wall
has been moved back.  Since it was late at night and Harmony was soon
to close, they only wanted to offer a half hour massage.  I never got
a chance to see their new and improved body scrub room.

My massage girl was very cute.  Korean, black hair just touching or at
her shoulders length.  Cut with bangs in front, giving her a very cute
appearance with her button nose, perfectly straight teeth and a warm
thin lip smile.  Pop me a quick email at Psychedelic1234@yahoo.com for
her name.  She gives a VERY good shiatsu massage.  As is typical, she
asked, medium or strong?  Medium I stated.  Her medium is quite deep
IMO, especially in the neck and shoulder areas.  If you want a deep
professional massage via a quite cute woman in her young 30's, who is
of slender to average body, maybe 5' 5" 125 lbs with a little
pudginess around the mid section, this girl is highly recommended.

Her toe nails are trimmed short and painted quite dark with some
ornamental tattoo type decorations on the big toe nails, she's a cute
girl.

As I lay face down on the pro table with face in the face hole
thingie, my cute Korean girl works her magic.  A minute or two into
the session, I hear her chatting briefly with Mamasan, and Mamasan is
rubbing my feet and legs briskly, for a four handed massage.  It was a
quite nice feeling! :)

Mamasan wanders away and again it is exclusively me and the cute
button nose massage girl.  For a solid 25 minutes, she is quite deeply
working my shoulders, neck, back, thighs, legs, feet and arms.  A very
deep and professional shiatsu massage.

She then begins the quite traditional very light finger tip glossing
over your back for a couple of minutes, with a sensual light touching
of the boys and your inner thighs, as you hear her state the magic
words, OK you can turn over now.

A man who sees sensual body rub girls and professional massage
therapists, lives for those words. :)  It is like consuming your
dinner and now it is dessert time.  She squirts some lotion in her
hands and is slowly but surely working me from limp and uninvigorated,
into where nature is taking its course.  The lovely girl is in no
rush.  She knows she has knock out abilities when the time arises, but
for now, she is showing me her sensual invigorating skills.

As her very pretty girl next door face glances into my eyes and makes
sensual demure yet vixen eye contact, her magic hands manipulate me
with a more firm grasp and more organized intentions.  She ups the
intensity and vigor as she again glances to my eyes with her cute
button nose face.  More lotion and more rapid delicate but precise
hand work.  She is really working away and I entice her to increase
the intensity and she does.

I guess this may be where the phrase a tough nut to crack originates
from, or did it perhaps come from a machine shop where literally the
worker was trying to remove a nut from a bolt and he was having a hard
time and says, damn!  This is a tough nut to crack!!! :) ha ha ha

In any event, at least 10 minutes transpires and God bless this girl,
she is a trooper and determined to accomplish her mission.  She is
really determined!  She works and works and works and as is the
objective of all good massages, all tension is released.  A quite nice
experience via a cute button nose dark haired girl who's quite social
and a joy to be in the company of.  Half hour session fee is 60 bucks.
(an hour would have been 80)  I tip 30.  Big hugs from Mamasan and my
lovely button nose girl, and I am on my way.

Pop me a quick email at Psychedelic1234@yahoo.com for her name.

******
Snack at home, a cup of tea and two Mrs Freshley's snack cakes.  One
is a chocolate bell, which is a creme filled chocolate cake, with
chocolate icing.  The other is a creme filled cake, which is commonly
referred to as a Twinkie.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

We The People....... Why Blogs are Necessary

There need to be more blogs just like this one.  Think of this.  Well over 200 years ago, there was a country with the most powerful army at the time.  Their army wore red coats and they had more battle ships than any country on planet earth at the time.

That country, England, wanted to take over and control what is now the United States of America.  Guess what?  The people of the colonies that were later formed into the United States, were not gonna take that bull shit any more.  They banded together and became a super power in their own right.

There is a man by the name of Craig.  I believe he is based out of San Francisco California.  He needed to sell a few items and came up with the idea of forming a list.  His list was available to the local people where he lived.  It was known as Craig's list.  CL is most definitely one of the largest mediums in which people buy and sell items.

This blogs purpose is to be a method of communication via people of similar interests.  Its purpose right now is for communication via its authors and audience of readers and also for readers to communicate with other readers   One day it may be vast like CL, or it may always be a small local medium with an exchange of thoughts and ideas.

Thanks for your participation and readership. Be sure to sign up as a FOLLOWER in the side bar on the right. >>>>

Most sincerely,

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR

WELCOME to the First Time Viewers of Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic's Blog !

Welcome!!!  Enjoy your stay.

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Many interesting posts coming up in the next few days and you'll sure want to come back and see them.

Sign up now..... :)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Crossdressing Girls - Over 1000 Hot Pics of Hot Cross Dressers and TS's.....

This site has a vast collection of very good cross dresser pics.  The site is of a foreign language, but the universal language of beauty prevails when looking at the pics.


The creator of this blog obviously has a very attentive eye for beauty in CD's and trannies, and additionally has a keen eye for beauty in shoes and feet.  Take note, most of the CD's and TS's depicted in this site, have better looking feet than your typical genetic woman.  How can that be?  For no reason other than the author of this site specifically selecting humans with beautiful eye candy feet.  Check it out, you'll see, most every girl depicted has perfectly shaped toes and quite sexy shoes.

Here is the link to the site, click here >>>> http://crossdressingxxx.blogspot.com/ <<<< After you scroll down and see the 100 or so pics on the first page, you'll notice a link on the bottom right of the page that says OLDER POSTS.  If you click on that, there'll be page after page of more hot pics.


At the bottom of every page, simple click on OLDER POSTS and there will be page after page of thousands of hot CD / tranny pics.

I did not click on any of the side bar links, but it seems there are some other good sites to check out via clicking on them too.


If you see them before me, please click on the comment icon below and let me know what you saw. :)  Thanks ! :)

YOU Should Have a Blog Too !

Why have a blog?  Aren't there escort review sites and message boards out there that serve this purpose?

Yes and no.  Reality is, when the largest local board is down and it has been down quite often, the local hobbyists and escorts are then like fish out of the water.  We have a key board and a monitor and no access to communicate with our fellow hobbyist and escort friends.

There is the #2 site that was recently created and that helps fill the communication void.  That is not enough IMO.  We have seen it time and time again, how hobbyists and escorts were left hanging for some times 4 or 5 days, not knowing if and when the board that they rely on was going to be back on line.

Here is what YOU can do.  I am doing this at this very moment and I think a half dozen other people should do it too, as a back up plan.  Start your own blog.  It is 100% free.  Gather up the names and email addresses of all of your hobbyist and escort friends (and agencies too) and have them be well aware of your blog.  Gather up 100, 300, 500 or a 1000 of them.  If you do this on your blog and I do this on my blog, we have a ready made back up plan if the larger boards go down.

No need to be frantic and lose contact with all of the people you communicate with on the board almost every day.  They will be here on my blog, they will be on your blog and on a half dozen other local blogs.  We are investing in our own back up plan.  The good thing?  It is 100% free!  It does not cost you a penny to have your own blog.  But I'll tell ya, the benefits of you, me and a half dozen other people having their own blog, is great.  It is our back up plan.

Know how CL (Craigs List) adult ads disappeared?  They went poof.  Although most of us did not rely upon CL, it was still a large medium of communication that vanished over night.  If right now, you, me and a half dozen other bloggers, compile and form your own free web site (blog), we will have a ready made method of communicating when other methods are down.

I am trying to do my part.  What are your thoughts on this concept of having a half dozen or so local blogs to fill the communication gap?  Comment below.

WhoresofBabylon.com - A Really Unusual Site......

I came upon this site by accident.  I was doing a little Google search test, you can try this too.  It is quite interesting IMO.

Take any escorts name.  Not her real name, but the "stage name" she chose for her self.  Place that name into a Google search box and after her name, write the word ESCORT.  Then click search.

If she has any web sites or places that she posts, Google will reveal them to you.

That is how I came upon this site. >>> http://whoresofbabylon.com/ <<< It is a really unusual site that links all of the biblical mentions of prostitution, whores, etc etc, all in the form of a web site.  It is well written, well thought out and in a very in your face confrontational style of expressing it self.  I don't quite know what to make of it!!!!

Here is a sample page from the site. >>>>  http://whoresofbabylon.com/bible-verses-on-whores/hate-mail-from-prostitutes-the-heathen-rage/

If you have seen the site, what are your thoughts of it?  Express your self via the comment button below.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Men Are DOGS - Women are DOGS - It Finally Dawned on Me !!!!!

After all of these years of general observation of how humans are and how they socialize, I have finally become enlightened about some thing that I am currently much more aware of than I ever was.  It is quite a shocking enlightenment.  It does not alter how I go about life, but it is a renewed perception that I was never aware of till now.

Here is what I am getting at. Most people would not have a hard time agreeing that men are dogs.  What I mean via calling men dogs, is that a man has a natural instinctive innate physical or sexual appreciate of Woman. A man is a dog.  If there are 100 or 1000 woman who are some what pretty good looking, Man is ready to fuck her and or socially and sexually consume her.  No more complex than a real dog desiring to pee on a fire hydrant.  Man is ready to consume Woman at an given moment.

Man does have self control though.  I mean, 99% of the male civilized population are not rapists.  This is not the wild west or cave man days where Man does what ever he wants.  What I am saying though, and it took me years to come to this conclusion, is that Woman has this SAME inner dogginess, but she's probably been conditioned or socialized via her parents or peers to repress or not act out and be a total slut all the time.

Normal men have no problem, when out doors in nature, whipping their dick out and pissing in the woods.  Men don't even have to be in nature, they can pee in an alley way or any time mother nature calls.  Women are typically not the same in this manner.  Although they have the same perfect ability to squat against a tree and let the flood gates of their vagina open up, most women are quite a bit more refined, and would wait till a more respectable location, like a bath room, arises for her to release her built up yellow zinfandel reservoir.

Civilized social Man goes through many personal changes to perfect what he perceives as being an ideal male.  He might work out in a gym, cut his hair in a certain way, be clothing conscious and very concerned about what kind of car he drives and how it is kept.  Man thinks all of these things help him interact with the opposite sex and I guess all of these characteristics and variables DO matter.

However, it took being a life style hobbyist and a seasoned professional John at hooking up with prostitutes (escorts, courtesans, what ever label you desire to use) to come to the realization that Woman are dogs the same as men are.

After hooking up with 100's of different articulate attractive prostitutes, it totally amazed me how a woman could give of her self sexually and emotionally, so smoothly, with just about ANY man who knocked on her incall door.

Us guys think that we are special.  That we are a special catch.  We may take pride in our body, our good food diet, our sophisticated appreciation of life and the better worldly things with in life.  We take pride in our status in life, our financial attainments, our ego, our pride.  Know what?  It really doesn't matter.  Just as Man has the innate ability to fuck any thing good looking in a skirt, so does Woman.

I have seen it time and time again.  Women (prostitutes) who are epitome refined, articulate and a totally classy and upstanding woman in every measure, totally be able to sexually and emotionally give of her self to any strange man who is paying her session fee.

I always knew that the average typical guy could suck it up and bear to be sexually intimate with just about any woman.  Even if he had to put the proverbial bag over her head and fuck her for his country. :)

What I did not become enlightened upon till recently, is that just about any highly refined articulate woman can bring with in her self the ability to deep French kiss and suck the cock of just about ANY man who is placed before her.

Women who are civilian and have been normally socialized to not be a slut, might grimace in her face at the thought of going to bed with any Tom, Dick or Harry and sucking on his cheesy sweat filled cock, but I have seen hundreds of articulate beautiful young women do just that.

Aaahhhhhh  you may say, but these prostitutes are under the influence of street drugs and drugs will motivate a woman to do things that she would not other wise do.  Being honest and observant, that is a valid point and surely some thing to add to the equation.  However, IMO, drugs in them self are not the 100% motivating factor in making a woman a dog.

What makes seemingly perfect normal woman (who are prostitutes) turn into a dog?  I do not know.  I do know though, that just as Man is able to fuck just about any thing in a skirt, Woman has potential to be even worse!

A man has to get his cock up and fuck that potential skank that is before him.  There are psychological metaphysical things that have to transpire for that to materialize.  If blood does not go to his cock, he can not fuck a woman.  If his mind does not trigger sexual desire, the mind may not send the natural innate flow of blood to Man's cock.  Woman simply has to lay there and receive or interact with what ever man she is with.  Her mechanics do not have to function as well as the mans do.

What I have observed recently though is this. Young gorgeous totally together women being a 100% GFE PSE (girl friend experience / porn star experience) with ANY man she is interacting with.

I do NOT think she is hating what she is doing.  I DO think that many women have the natural innate nurchuring desire to be pleasers  and the shocking part is they have this ability to do it with just about any and every man who is before them.

A good example is this.  Know how a nurse or dental hygienist  can perform her professional duties no matter what her patient looks like?  Well, there are many young hot babe escorts who can perform sexually, emotionally and socially with a John in the exact same manner.

Throw out the window all of the financial, social and physical advancements of Man.  Fact of the matter is, as long as the John is clean, basically nice, and can pay the session fee, a good prostitute can perform for him and a 1000 other men just like him, no matter how fat, ugly, scruffy  bearded or weird the man may be.

This can be an addictive factor for the John.  All that really matters in his life is that he generates enough cash for her session fee and many more sessions in the future.  The car he drives, the house he lives in, how rich he is, how socially smooth he is and how well he dresses, no longer matter.  Upon all of this, add in the majorly significant factor that the variable of a divorce and giving half of his assets to this woman is not even an issue.  This is pure and simple a hook up and fact of the matter is, there are multitudes of young gorgeous women who are dogs and can supply of her body and emotions to any man who pays her session fee.

Thank God women are dogs!!! :)  I love doggy women who are gorgeous and beautiful! :)

Lord Jesus Most Reverend Pastor Psychedelic PHD VIP HR
spiritual counselor and advisor
Little Church on the Praire
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Autumn - OMG GFE Times a Million

The life of a hobbyist.  Surely quite different than the monogamously married mans life.  Both lives have routine.  Both men go to bed with a woman.  Except the hobbyist man goes to bed with multitudes of women, whereas the monogamous married man simply loves just one woman, his wife.

The monogamously married man has ups and downs.  Some times he surely doesn't want to bang his wife, but he's in this relationship with her and she is a significant part of his past, present and future.  She is the woman he will have sex with tonight and in the near future (if all is going well)


As a hobbyist, tonight, I could have had a date or not had a date.  However, I had not hooked up in 2 or 3 days and similar to the monogamous married man who chose his particular marriage life style and must do the normal things with in it (have sex with his wife), the hobbyist sorta kinda must continue his chosen path of life style too.

I hooked up tonight because that is what hobbyists do.  A married man has sex with his wife, cause that is what married men are supposed to do.  I can pretty much with 90% confidence state that the woman I rolled in the hay with tonight was hotter and nicer than 90% of what monogamously married men are bedding tonight (their wife)

I have been observing the escort web site daily, as I usually do.  For that matter, I watch Adorables site and AAM too. Since the hobbyist needs a constantly renewing supply of women to sexually experience, it is an activity that the professional hobbyist observes, no different than a man who is invested in the stock market, watches the Dow Jones averages and all other stock market related items.

I gotta tell ya, these local escort agencies REALLY have a niche in the escort market.  They are continually getting young hot fresh new girls and are able to offer them to the hobbyist market at a better value than most independent girls.  There are a half dozen of these such girls that are on my to do list and surely by the time I have a date with them, there will be new girls to see.  Amen and amen!!!

Autumn just started working  yesterday.  Today is only her second day and I am probably only the 3rd or 4th date she has ever had as an escort.  What amazes me is that she is more of a girl friend experience than most girl friends I have ever had!!! :) ha ha ha



First let me say, what attracted me to call and specifically ask for her, is the pic of her which reveals her foot in strappy high heel shoes.  To ME, a woman's feet are more of a selling point than her breasts are.  Autumn's feet look even better in person.  By the way, her toe nails are painted red.  In the pic they are clear.  Her feet and toes are model perfect.  I give her feet a 10.  I informed her that such perfection in feet is a rarity amongst women, that surely if we randomly gather 100 women and have them all be bare footed, Autumn's feet will be in the top 5 out of 100.


Her toes are straight and flawless.  Her feet are warm and of perfect size.  They taste great!!  I licked them really good all over and the expression on her face was priceless.  Cute, sensitive, appreciative, emotional, giggly, she loved having her feet licked and pampered.

When I knocked on the incall door and the door gradually opened, Autumn's eye contact, poise and salutation in greeting me, I give an 11 on a scale of 1 to 10.  I can not  emphasize enough how cordial, sweet and nice Autumn was with in 5 seconds of meeting her, all the way up to the last second of walking out the door when the date was over and every thing in between.  You know Brother Psychedelic has been on many dates.  This girl is a winner.  She is up there with the best of the best on laying on the GFE and she is totally new to this.

Observe this if you have a date with her.  Mark my words.  The moment her incall door opens, her eye contact with you is vividly piercing and stays that way the entire time you speak with her.  Yet, her personality is sweet and cordial.  Like she's been to Emily Post school of etiquette, she daintily yet firmly offers her right hand to shake yours, as she states, Hi I am Autumn, so nice to meet you, what's your name?  I say, nice to meet you too, I am Psychedelic.  She conveys that my name is very interesting.

I can tell you this, if ever I should have had an hour date instead of a half hour, this was it.  I do not think this is gonna be a YMMV type gig.  If YOU are a decent guy and you do not smell, you will fall in love with Autumn.  It's as simple as that.  She has that magical mystical ability to lay on the warm sweet sincere GFE with a total stranger.  It is really strange what money can buy. OMG, the life of a hobbyist is a pinch me kinda thing some times.  It's like is this shit real?!!!  OMG. 

Autumn has that free spirited social personality and mannerisms.  Autumn did give a shot at fashion modeling, but was told she was not tall enough at only 5' 6" (and 120 lbs)

Her breasts are B cup natural and are lovely.  I tell her I had a great time and am going to write a long and detailed review.  She loved that.  I asked if she preferred I not write about vivid details and if she preferred I be discrete.  No, she conveyed that she wants me to write all of the salacious details and express my self graphically.  In other words, she wants me to shout from the mountain tops how hot Autumn is in bed.

Know how Evangelinebleu fucks ya back, is very vocal and totally into the date?  Autumn is the same way.  That is why I say she is better than any girl friend I ever had!!! :)  Whether you are fucking her mish or doggy, as your cock plows to the depths of her sweet young wet pussy and the only thing stopping you from going in is your balls slapping on her warm wet pussy lips, she exclaims, wow, I LOVE how you are fucking me so deep.

I am jumping the gun here a little.  Prior to passionately fucking this smoking hot 5' 6" 120 lb 21 year old girls body, I totally ate out her pussy and ass hole.  Classic full giant pussy lips.  I am not the DATY master or perfectionist like my Brother MakeYouHappy is, which by the way MYH, you MUST see this girl to give her your magical pussy licking.  Trust Brother Psychedelic, she will love the way you lick pussy.  Believe it or not, some girls that we were on dates with you and then me,  told me what a mad man pussy licker you are!!! :)

So here I am licking her pussy and I swear, I am more into a woman's perfect feet than I am her pussy, or licking her ass hole as a priority over her pussy.  This young girls pussy was soooo  perfect, that I saturated it into my mouth and licked away till no end.  Her pussy got sooo wet in my mouth and her vocalisms of exclaiming to me that I am gonna make her cum, until the point where she is grabbing my hair and the bed sheets in a frantic uncontrollable scream as she climaxes all over my face.  I don't even rate my self a 6 as a pussy licker, but via her expressions and cumming, you'd think I was a 10.  I wish that shit was being filmed so I could one day show the grand kids how good Grand Pa Psychedelic was in his more youthful years. :)

Here is what amazes me.  This is only the second day of escorting for Autumn.  3 days ago she was looking on line for a job and tonight I am in her bed and she is fucking me like she's been a GFE PSE porn star for the past 10 years, despite her being a total newbie to all of this.


I eat out her pussy and ass hole the best I can on such a limited half hour date.  Conversation, pussy and ass are so perfect, you really need a full half hour just to enjoy those 3 items.

I get up and splash some water on my face and towel dry off.  I lay down on the bed and lead Autumn on top of me.  She DFK's passionately and is biting / nibbling on my neck and we return to DFK.  I fear the agency will be calling soon, so I assertively ask her to suck on me.  No hesitation at all, she goes down to my flaccid to semi hard cock and with no hands, is sucking away.  I did pop a big C  (relative of V and L) about an hour prior, but I think the nervousness of really liking this girl and the fact I knew I was performing in a limited amount of time, I was not getting rock hard like I would have liked to have been.  Sweet heart that she is, she was sucking like a trooper and telling me that I am doing fine.  God love this sweet girl.  A hobbyist and a porn star needs a rock hard cock though!!! :)


I plow her really good mish and doggy and ask her if it's OK to cum in her mouth.  Sure she says. ( you hearing this AnonymousGuest?!!  She loves a hot load shot in her mouth)  Rain coat off and she is sucking me briskly.  I convey / instruct her to suck me and jerk me hard (like Jenica is the queen of).  Autumn is doing a great job, but I fear not finishing prior to the agencies phone call saying time is up.

I gently move her to hands and knees position on the bed, as I stand behind her and eat out her perfect young ass hole.  I am tongue fucking her with deep in and out strokes in her ass hole and HJ my self briskly, with her lovely sweet feet dangling off the end of the bed.  I shoot a hot load on her feet and toes.  I get a towel to wipe her feet and my cock.  The agency calls and we finish just in time.

DATO = 10
DATY = 10
DFK =  9
BBBJ = 8
Licking her feet = 10
Personality = 10 or 11
Her passion and into the date = 10
Overall Date 9+ 

******
Snack for the drive home = a Wendy's sour cream and chives baked potato and a double stack.  Both 99 cents, w/tax = $2.10 and a cup of ice for my diet Dr Thunder soda.

I highly recommend Autumn to every nice and non smelly John.  You'll have a great time!!!! :)

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Secret Life ALL Prostitutes Lead......

Whether an escort, prostitute, courtesan or what ever name you would like to apply to the woman who sells intimacy with her self to strangers, ALL of these women lead a secret life at one level or another.

They will lie to their family, friends and civilian co-workers or class mates.  This is the prostitutes special little secret life that she lives on the side and rare are the people she will let in on her little secret.

In a way, this is a little scary for those of civilian society.  Civilian society could never imagine what would make a seemingly normal girl go the route of prostitution.  No, not this girl, she seems so together.  Her values of people seem so normal.  She's such a nice girl.  What would ever make her turn to such a twisted life style of having sex with strangers in exchange for some cash?  Really, civilian society, her family, her friends, her co-workers and class mates would all ponder, the prostitutes values seem so high.  I mean, in her personal life, her choice for a boy friend would be of much higher standards than the strange man whose cock she's gonna suck, allow him to condom up and fuck her silly.

This attractive articulate some what world wise woman would never allow such a man to experience her body and her self in real life, but as a prostitute, she will.

Here is a scary perception most of civilian society would have.  This woman, this prostitute, who is articulate enough to blend in with normal civilian society, HAS TO also have a semblance of family values.  In other words, she is some ones daughter, sister, aunt, cousin or perhaps mother.  She will probably once again return to participating in those family values.  Not to say that she has totally abandoned them, but am saying that this secret life she lives, compartmentalizes those values temporarily in exchange for hooking up with a stranger in exchange of the strangers cash.

If her civilian friends, acquaintances and co-workers knew she was capable of living as the prostitute that she is, the civilians would find it very hard to believe.  I mean, if such a nice girl is capable of leading this double life, who can you trust?

If she is lying about this double life to her mother, father, brothers, sisters, perhaps husband or boy friend, neighbors and every one else, then what other perhaps evil deeds in life is she capable of hiding, yet living with?

You would be shocked to know many of the civilian women you know are prostitutes on the side, yet to you and others of society, the prostitute tries to blend in like she is a normal regular ole civilian.

What would motivate a woman to lead such a life?  Why would she dabble with and take a step into this darker side of life?  Many reasons.  Of course money is the primary motivation.  However, as secret to YOU as her life of prostitution may have been, her motivation for being a prostitute is also a very big secret.  Even to those who know she is a prostitute, to them people, she may hide her true motivations for being a hooker.

She may say she loves sex.  Reality is she loves drugs and having sex with strangers, although personally degrading to her, the drug money it produces supersedes her personal values and even family values.

Whether she is a temporary part time prostitute of a full time career prostitute, this chosen life style works for her at this moment.  Even with the concern of being arrested for prostitution and submitting her self to men that she would never do in her civilian life and the possibility of a sexually transmitted disease or being attacked or beat up via this strange man, her prostitution hook ups for today offer her what no other manner of making money could.  That is fast cash.  She can and will let a strange man intimately experience her mouth and pussy in exchange for this cash.  It is this cash that will allow this woman to throw all of her values to the way side.

Here is part of the strange perception.  Many prostitutes see nothing wrong with selling sexual intimacy with herself to a stranger.  They do not have this strong inherent morality perception.  This would be shocking to many of her family and friends.  They know her to be a good girl, a good person and they would never imagine that this women would allow her self to live a life of prostitution like she does.  Again, if she can hide this from them, what else could she or would she hide?

It goes counter to all of societies family values.  Would not most men who married their wife be hurt and shocked to know she is capable of having sex with strangers behind his back, in exchange for cash?  When a man marries a woman, doesn't he have a semblance that she is pure to a certain degree and she is worthy of loving exclusively?

This is what is a little shocking to me and to most people I am sure.  I have seen hundreds, perhaps thousands of nice girl next door type women, who are prostitutes.  How would a man ever trust her to be able to live a normal monogamous life with him?  I mean, isn't that the dream or normal hope and  aspiration of Man?   That he would meet, date and love a woman who was faithful to him exclusively?  If this woman is so casually able to have sex with strangers for cash, what else is she capable of doing?  I mean, is she for ever ruined as far as trust and family values are concerned?

Seriously, she may be beautiful, have a heart of gold and be a really nice person (all women are bitches deep inside, aren't they?!  ha ha ha :) ), but if she was capable of having sex with any Tom, Dick or Harry, on 100 or more different occasions, are YOU, as her prospective future husband, sure it is wise and worthy to share your financial and emotional future with such a woman?  Buy a house with her, have children with her, stake 50% of your life savings with her?

This is scary for civilian society. However, to the John who enjoys the services of prostitutes, it is all still better than the aggravation and problems of a normal civilian relationship.  For such a John, it inevitably happens that opportunity will be brought forth to take it a step further and date or love such a woman.  That is a whole nother topic though.  The dating and loving a prostitute post.....

Till then........

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Agency Versus Independent Girl - A Hobbyists Perspective.....

Having been a hobbyist for well over the past 20 years, and an active one at that, I always felt the best money was spent on an independent girl versus an agency girl.  It only seemed logical that the hobbyist would get the best value for his money if he cut out the middle man.

After all, don't ya get the best value for your money when you are able to deal directly with who ever you are purchasing some thing from?  That used to be the case in this south Florida region, but currently IMO it is not.  Why is that?  I will try to explain.

An independent girl has greater opportunity to locate her niche in the market, offering a better price to a prospective client than does an agency girl.  After all, it is a one on one deal with the John, hence she should be able to offer the John better value for his money, shouldn't she?  Yes and no.

Here is what current reality is.  Agencies are well honed businesses  This is how agencies are currently offering a better value to Johns that independent girls are currently not able to really compete with.  The typical agency owner has 10 to 20 girls who work for him.  He is making his money on volume.  To make a simple illustration.  If he had only 10 girls and each girl did only 2 dates in a day and the agency owner only netted $40 on each call, that is $40 times 10 girls times 2 dates each girl = $800 cash in his pocket for one day.

The agency man is making his money on volume.  The independent girl typically is not.  But even if she was, she is gonna be one tired Ho via the end of the day and the John who is calling and seeing an agency girl is getting a better product.  He is getting a girl who is typically younger, fresher and a better date at a better price.

This has happened because of a wise marketing strategy via agency owners and the recruiters who supply them with girls.  They are running a tight ship in which every one involved gets a small piece of the $ pie and the end result is the John is hooking up with a better quality girl for a lower price than an independent girl would desire to offer her self for.

Let me give you an example.  Currently, quite a few agencies offer many of their girls at $120 for a half hour date.  Often times these girls are of BETTER quality than an independent girl.  How is that?  Well, the typical current agency girl is a girl who has a day time career and is moon lighting on the side doing a date or two or three for an agency.  The agency is supplying the incall (hotel room or apartment room) and the client.  All the agency girl has to do is show up, do the date and she makes say $80 on the $120 date.  The agency owner will get $40.

The agency girl doesn't need to place ads, nor have an incall.  All she has to do is show up and do the date.

The John gets a girl who is typically better quality, less drama and over all a better value for his money.

The very nature of a John being a hobbyist, is that he desires multitudes of different women to hook up with.  Hence, the very nature of seeing agency girls offers this better.  Even if the independent girl was of a lower price than the agency girls (which typically she is not, currently), the John does not want to see the same girl time after time after time.  The John wants variety and when agency variety is offered at a better price than independent girls, it turns out to be a big time win for the hobbyist.

Why is it that the independent girl does not compete well with the agency girl currently?  Very simple.  The independent girl wants to get a higher fee for a half hour or hour of her time, compared to what the well honed agency man is able to deliver via his girls.

The independent girl sees dollar signs for her self.  She wants the higher $$$ fees FOR HER POCKET.  This is typically her full time career.  The typical agency girl is only doing this for extra pocket money on the side.  Hence, 80 bucks for her pocket on a half hour date is not too bad,  it is extra spending money.  The independent girl typically doesn't see it that way.  Since this is her career, her occupation, she desires more $$$ for her time than what the typical agency girl will work for.

The agency owner is a wise business man.  Better for him to make $40 to $80 off of each date on 10 different girls, with the girls doing 1 to 7 dates in a day.  His $$$ adds up fast and he can easily make $1,000 a day or more for his pocket.  The independent girl simply can not compete with this.  In theory, she SHOULD be able to.  But in reality, she does not WANT to.  Why?  Cause she wants more $$$ for her pocket than an agency girl is willing to work for.

The wise agency owner makes a little bit of $$$ off of each of his girls dates.  He makes his $$$ in volume.  The end result for the John is a better quality girl at a cheaper price.

The independent girl would like to give you the impression that she is lower volume and a better quality date, hence she is worth the higher fee as compared to the better value agency girl.  Truth of the matter is, the independent girl is currently not a better value, she just costs more and is a more tired  date than the lower priced agency girl who is doing this on the side and ends up being less volume and a better $$$ value.

In other words, currently, not only is the agency girl a better quality, lower volume girl, she is also lower priced too.  A true win / win for the hobbyist.

What does an independent girl need to do to redeem her self in this market?  What they do try to do.  That is, they try to present them self as being a better quality date. (when fact of the matter is, they often are not)  Hence, since they are self described as a better quality date, they feel they are worth the higher session fee.  They MUST sell you on that variable. (even if it is not true)

In the same context, you as a buyer would expect to pay a higher price for a Rolls Royce or Mercedes, cause they are considered to be a better car than say a Chevy or a Ford.

The wise shopping hobbyist is getting Rolls Royce and Mercedes agency girls at Chevy and Ford prices ! :)

There was a time when generally speaking, an independent girl was a better value than an agency girl.  Such is NOT the time currently.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Lauren - 5' 6" 110 lbs - A Very Nice 21 Year Old Girl..... A Review

I have observed her ads for the past few weeks when she came on to the local scene.  She was mentioned  to be of model good looks, and there was an ISO thread pertaining to seeking info about her, but no reviews of her.  To my knowledge, this is the first review of Lauren.


I knock on the incall door and am greeted via a bright eyed and bushy tail vibrantly beautiful girl next door smokin body Lauren, I then knew I made the right decision for an hour date as opposed to the half hour date.

I can tell you this, Lauren is a natural for this business.  She is VERY good as a dancer and as an escort.  I never saw her dance, but in our chit chat she did mention that she dances too.  Her personality equals a 10.  Lauren is a REALLY nice girl who really aims to please.  She does not compromise her perception of safety, but she really does lay on the lovin.

She's wearing micro mini shorts.  White strappy high heel shoes of perhaps 6".  They are not formal, nor totally casual, some where in between.  Her toes are straight and nicely proportioned.  Her big toe nails are an 1/8th of an inch too long IMO.  The smaller piggy toe nails are fine.  Her toes are unpainted and I licked on her feet and toes for a solid 10 minutes.  If a girls eyes can reveal climaxing via having her feet licked, Lauren came and she was lovin her feet being sucked on.

Her finger nails are painted red and are of medium length.  Her pussy hair is spread out but trimmed short.  No landing strip, more of a neatly trimmed larger area.  Her kitten lips are classically formed, beautiful, full and ornate flowered and really pink on the inside.  I DATY and DATO her for a solid 10 minutes in the mish position and then switch to a heavenly DATO'ing her from doggy position.  Heaven on earth, her ass hole is glorious to dine on and the eye candy of seeing her on her hands and knees with feet hanging off edge of bed, as I dine on her perfect butt with perfect spread butt cheeks, is some thing glorious to experience and not advocated via most churches as a whole some way to pass time with strangers.

Her pussy and ass was sooo saturated with wetness via being eaten, that the combination of her and my moisture, her pussy was expelling passionate pockets of air bubbles joy similar to a ketchup bottle emitting farting sounds when you squeeze the bottle.

Between very nice conversation, feet licking, DATY and DATO, a good half an hour had drifted by.  I quickly wash my face at the sink and return.  I lay back requesting Lauren to BJ and she happily obliges.  She is reaching for a condom though.  Her and I both look puzzled.  She says she feels sucking any mans cock bare has risks involved and she prefers to do a CBJ.  We cuddle and she HJ's me.  I am already quite hard, so I pass on the CBJ and we suit me up to do her mish.

I bring her to edge of bed, with me standing and ride her mish for a solid 10 minutes.  She is quite vocal and quite into the whole thing.  This girls heart, mind, body and soul is into her work.  In other words, she is a good escort.  She really aims to please and I do not think this is YMMV.  IMO, 90 out of 100 Johns will have a good time with her.  The other 10 out of 100 Johns are miserable unhappy bastards who would find fault with most any and every girl.

I know ME and I know my days of receiving CBJ are over, so I totally omitted the whole BJ thing.  After some great ball slapping mish, she happily got on all fours to receive some ball slapping doggy.  I gotta say, at 5' 6" 110 lbs, she's got really nice legs, a nice full ass and banging her doggy feeling the warmth of your balls soaking up the warmth of her ass and legs, is not a bad way to spend time. :)  Again, she is very vocal, very passionate and very into her and you having a good time.  She might only be 21, but her poise, personality and human niceness, is like a woman who's 10 years more mature than her actual age.  In other words, she's got the human interaction thing going on, she is good, real good.

We cuddle and DFK.  We DFK as I do her mish.  As I do her doggy, she awkwardly turns her neck around so she can DFK with me then too.


Prior to all this sex action, we're chatten about where we came from.  We both come from states that are freezing in the winter.  She from a quite big family and we both kid how we have quite a church back ground.  She volunteers and tells me her real name, exemplifying that it is a biblical name for a girl.  I say mine is too!  I ask her to guess my biblical name.  She guesses John.  I say no, I am Jesus! :)  We had a fun time and laugh about it all.

I don't know how we got on to the topic of golden and brown showers, but she mentions she has only been escorting 3 weeks and has never pee'd on any one in her life.  I ask if she'd like me to be her first.  Sure she says!  She continues, how we gonna do it?  I say, in the shower.  So we stop our mish and doggy and DFK activity and I lay down in the bath tub.  She squats real low and is gonna pee on my chest.  I politely instruct her to stand up more so she can pee in my mouth.  She happily obliges and has cute wisdom to run the water a little to help induce her to pee.

Her pee stream comes out steady and I drink some of her pee.  It is kinda tasteless and not too yellow.  It is exciting and meaningful nonetheless to experience such perverted intimacy with such a lovely quite conservative appearing young woman who is obviously not a nappy headed ho, but a sweet articulate young woman who most any man would be proud to be seen publicly and even introduce to his family.

I rinse off in the shower and soap up with the bar of soap she hands me.  She also throws a bath towel over the shower curtain rod for me to dry with after wards.  She must have been a woman of wisdom perception, knowing if she did not hand me the soap bar, in typical male fashion, I would have simply rinsed her pee off me in the shower.  Clean freak and germaphobic woman that I now identify her as, was not good enough for her.  She did not vocalize it, but this same pristine girl who fears bacteria via sucking a bare cock, also wanted to make sure soap washed off the pee that she pissed on my body, prior to me cuddling with her again. :)

Out of the shower now and all dried up, we stand and DFK some more.  She leads me back to the bed and says, come on baby, as if conveying she wants me to bang her some more or do more action.  I realize time is almost coming to an end, so I ask her if her hand jobbing me is a good way to finish.  Sweet accommodating kinda submissive woman that she is, she exemplifies, what ever you like baby.  I have her HJ me, she often sensually spits on my cock.

I ask he to please spit in my mouth.  She says she's never done that before, but she will.  She spits in my mouth and then makes a cringe face almost as if that was gross.  I perceived her facial expression and mentioned her and I just DFK'ed and it's almost the same thing.  She then looked at it logically and I think she'll be OK with spitten in guys mouths, in addition to pissing in their mouth too. :)  

As is typical, she did not need to shit, but said if she did and I wanted it, she'd have no problem with shitting on me.  All of this almost as if she is a sweet innocent newbie young girl and she is willing to learn and do fun kinky things.

I think if you have a small or slender cock, she MAY be into Greek.  In our passionate love making, I asked if I could put my rock hard cock in her ass and she said it's way too big for back there.  I was fingering her ass quite deep though while DATY'ing her and she didn't flinch at all via that.

Lauren is a very nice girl who really aims to please.  She's a quality girl and a girl Adorables should be proud to have on their roster.  She is a bright eyed refreshing fun girl to have in a profession that is often tarnished with weirdness.  Thank you Lauren for a really nice time.

Most sincerely,

Jesus Psychedelic

ps:  I did ask her if she wanted me to be discrete when writing a review of her and not mention golden showers or any thing like that.  She said no, she feels every thing we did is fun and she has no problem sharing of all the fun we had.

******
Snack for the ride home - 2 Checkers chili dogs and a can of Sav-a-lot diet Dr Thunder soda.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

4' 9" Valery - GFE to the Extreme!!!! A Real Girl Friend Experience.

Hobbyists have opportunity to buy into an illusion.  Honestly though, it is not an illusion, it is real.  Let me rephrase, hobbyists buy into reality.  Men who seek real relationships with women buy into an illusion.  That illusion is that he is going to find love, meaning and happiness via going about life in the "right way".

I bought into some thing with Valery, today, in a manner that could have only been bought and it could not have been improved upon.  It was instant intimacy of the highest caliber and it was perfect.


Almost all women lie about the age.  This rule applies to escorts and agencies too. :)  Valery's ad states that she is 20.  Is she?  She is tiny and super cute no matter what age she is.  I am certain that Valery was looked upon as a cute little girl all of her life.  She has perfected cuteness.  At 4' 9", she is a living breathing Barbie doll.  Her cuteness is VERY animated.  If YOU see her for a date and you are into her look and you sincerely compliment her on how cute she is, you'll see a girl lay on the sweetness like you've not seen in a long time.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Valery's cuteness an 11.
I give her personality an 11.


I had Valery on my to do list and this was the perfect time to see her.  I give a call requesting Valery and she was on.  I was at her nice 17th St and US 1 incall with in a half hour.  Make the call and knock on the door  and door opens with a sweet petite Valery in 5" high heels, wearing a very sexy lacy Victoria Secret teddy. She looks exactly like her  ad pics.

Maybe I am just lucky, but I can tell ya, Valery can really lay on the girl friend experience.  She IS thee fulfillment of Man's heart.  Intimacy this perfect isn't supposed to happen in a paid relationship, is it? :)  She really makes it all feel so natural and like she's been your girl friend for a year or two, minus the bitchiness, PMS and aggravation!!! :) ha ha ha

She was so sweet and so nice, I had to ask her if she ever had a boy friend and if she was this nice to him.  Almost like pinching ones self to make sure things are real, I knew no girl could really be this sweet if she were in a relationship with a man for a year or two.  All women are bitches at heart aren't they?!! :) ha ha ha

Quickly glancing at her toes in her shoes, her toes were cute, straight and toe nails trimmed short.  I knew I'd wanna dine on her feet once her shoes were off.

My past 20 or so dates were half hour dates.  I had to pace my self differently on this date, it was for an hour.   I hugged her and held her for the first 5 minutes, softly exclaiming how beautiful she was and how much I loved holding her.  Truly, I was thoroughly enjoying her every body part visually.  She is very beautiful and very cute too.  Her hair, nose, eyes, breasts, thighs, legs, feet, Valery is a warm, sensual loving young woman.  Like a kid in a candy store, or in this case, a 50 year old dirty old man, I was enjoying the body, heart and emotions of a really sweet young twenties petite young woman who was dripping in cuteness.

I help her remove her shoes and I gradually devour her feet.  Starting with her toes, I lick on and suck her toes, on both feet, and then I am licking the entire bottom of her feet.  I lick her feet for a solid 5 minutes and the reaction / enjoyment on her face is similar to when a pretty girl gives a guy a perfect BBBJ, how his face might look.  She appears to love having her toes licked and her feet sucked on.


I hold her some more.  She removes her thong type panties.  I lick her perfect shaped full bouquet flowering young kitten lips, and lick them some more, like an ice cream cone, but then more like encompassing her womanly perfection in my mouth and really sucking on it.,  I am typically more of a DATO (dine at the orifice) kinda guy, preference over  DATY(dine at the Y), but her pussy is sooo perfect and since this was an hour date, I lick it for a solid 10 minutes.

Then we switched to me licking her luscious boo tay hole from the mish position for a couple of minutes and gently rolled her to doggy position and her luscious ass is ripe and full, glorious to hold and observe her from this position.  I part her ass cheeks and dine on her glorious butt hole for 5 minutes or so.

Between totally licking her feet, pussy and ass, I return to hugging her and ask her if she prefers I wash my face prior to going in to LFK (light French kiss) with her.  No, she is fine and I perceive she is game for all of our love making aromas.  I LFK and DFK (deep French kiss) with this tiny petite passionate woman, as natural as if we've been dating for two years.  I did pop a dinner mint in my mouth.  She saw that and I asked if she wanted one.  She said I could pass the one in my mouth into hers and that is what we did.  What I am getting at, is the intimacy was natural.

She then sucked on the dinner mint 10 seconds or so and then DFK'ed it back to my mouth and I passed it back to her in DFK.  Her back to me and me back to her and it stayed with her.

A good 25 minutes to half hour has drifted by.  I am used to the half hour date coming to an end at this time and on this date the passion was just beginning..  I lay back and Valery performs a lovely BBBJ (bare back blow job).  She is quite the animated actress, she sucks, strokes and licks balls and resumes sucking.  She is a total joy in bed in a girl friend love making kinda way.  It is like I am the only guy in the world and she wants me to enjoy her and I do enjoy every thing she is doing.

As I lay back, she is licking my balls so low, it bordering that she is licking my ass too.  I kid with her, I say, go a head, you can lick it down there too.  She looks up at me and says, OK, I can do that, you want me to lick you down there?  Yes, I say. So now here I am spreading my legs in the mish position and she is holding my thighs sorta up and licking my balls and asshole.  She is then manipulating my asshole that is now moist with her spit.  I entice her, go ahead, you can stick your finger in there.  Keep in mind, she has quite long, pristinely  manicured brown painted finger nails and she's concerned that it would hurt me.  We kinda passed on furthering that concept.

7 minutes or so of that BBBJ, ball licking and ass play, I am pretty hard.  We switch positions and she is now laying mish at the end of the bed, Trojan's me up and I enter her tightness mish.  My rigid cock travels trough her flowering ornate pussy lips and takes a good minute or two till her tightness loosens to the point where deep thrusting is OK.  Valery is quite vocal and naturally animated and ya feel like you got that hot babe and you wish she was your GF (girl friend).  She REALLY is totally fulfilling in every way.  I mean, as far as bought relationships go, they don't get any better than this. :)

We change to her in doggy position at the edge of the bed, I enter her.  Balls slapping on her soft juicy young 20's ass.  Her legs spread and her feet are sticking off the end of the bed in the air.  She looks soooo good from this position, as I am plowing away.  Her butt is really full and I am feeling it up.  I smack her ass a little and she seems OK with that.  That ride goes on for a good 10 minutes or so.

I ask if she likes CIM.(cum in mouth)  No she says, but she loves cum on her breasts.  Rain coat off and I return to laying on my back.  She BBBJ's me and HJ's (hand job) me with my cock in her mouth and lots of eye contact.  She is a natural.  Or lets say, this girl is REALLY good at sensual love making.  It's as if her and I have been dating for years.

She HJ's me holding my cock firmly and with the speed and efficiency as if she were a trained karate black belt karate chopping through a stack of wood.  She jerks my cock with such speed and force that you look at her and admire the energy that youth has!!! :)  OMG, this girl is gripping my cock like you'd grab an enemy by the neck if you were gonna choke them!! :)  Two hands on my cock, gripping it tight and jerking it real fast, non stop for like two minutes and she looks into my eyes and mine into hers and I watch her slender arms and hands jerk me as her baby fine hair flows in the air conditioned breeze.  I erupt into her hair, on her shoulder and all into her sweet delicate fingers.  This sexy, skinny, pretty petite girl knows her way around a cock!!!


She goes to the bath room and runs the warm water and saturates a wash cloth.  Comes back and wipes me down and washes me up.  She's totally a girl friend experience.  Continues chatting with me till an hour and 10 minutes or so later since I arrived, when the phone guy calls in to say time is up.

Even till the moment when I am completely dressed and walking out the door, Valery is hugging me and saying she hopes I'll come and see her again soon.  Unfortunately, the date had to end.  We parted ways and I went on my way.  Guys who have a problem with prime directive breakage, do NOT see this girl!!!!  You will end up stalking her!!!

DATY 10
DATO 9
BBBJ 8
HJ  9
LFK - DFK  8
Mish 8
Doggy 9
Personality 11
Cuteness 11
Licking her toes and feet 10
Her Asian 8

All in all, I would rate the date a solid 9

YMMV (your miles may vary), but the portrayal of a girl friend experience.  Valery gets a 10.

Thank you Valery.  For the man who is a hobbyist seeking hobbyist perfection, I found it in YOU !!!!!

xoxoxoxo
Psychedelic



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Snack for the ride home = 5 Crystal's hamburgers with 5 ketchup packets and a 12 ounce can of diet Dr Tubz root beer soda from Sav-a-lot supermarket for 20 cents.

When an Hour Date Gets the 50 minute Warning That Time is Up in 10 Minutes.....

The post below is in response to a hobbyist who was dissatisfied that at the 50 minute point of an hour date, the escort let him know that he has 10 more minutes on the clock.  It was too business like for him and it was a mood killer.

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As you mentioned, the date sounded like a great time up till the 50 minute point. The final 10 minutes was the killer.

My past 20 or so dates have all been half hour dates. I am well versed on having to run the date through the #'s ASAP ( #'s means LFK, DFK, DATY, DATO, BBBJ, FS etc etc). I fully expect that when the 30 minutes is up, the party is over. Knock on wood, I have never had a problem finishing in the allotted period of time.

On the other hand, I have had half hour and hour dates go as long as an hour and a half to 5 hours, with no talk of extending the date. It was simply that the girl did not want me to leave and was not watching the clock at all. I would even request that she tell me to hit the road Jack. No such thing, an hour date would go for many hours, all for the one hour session fee.

There is no 100% set rule other than the fact a John can not EXPECT to get more time than he paid for.

If the girl is not a clock watcher and she lets you stay for hours on an hour date, all fine and dandy.

If at the 50 minute point of an hour date, a girl says, time is up in 10 minutes, that is all fine and dandy too. She is simply sticking to what the time is that the client paid for, nothing less and nothing more.

I know of guys who only got 20 minutes on an hour date. That is not cool. :(

Keeping in mind that I am used to, well versed in and prefer half hour dates, if after 50 minutes of an hour date, the girl glances at the clock and says I have 10 minutes left, I know ME and I know that would mean it is time to focus on shooting the load.

Whether that meant riding her doggy, or her BBBJ and HJ me, it means it is time to get the show on the road and finish up.

If she were an agency girl, no matter how much we liked each other, I am well aware that at about the amount of time that I paid for, the agency phone guy is gonna be calling her phone saying time is up.

IMO, no foul done on your or her part. This date needed to end at an hour. An hour was paid for.

Could the ending been more diplomatic? Yes.

In this case though, you needed to finish in 10 minutes.

and......

She most definitely should have concluded the date in a much nicer manner.

Not judging one way or the other, I would have written the vivid details just as you did and simply illustrated what happened.

Would this review affect me seeing her? From other reviews and yours too, i know she has hotness about her and I'd like to see her.

From this review I also know that I would run through the #'s efficiently and be ready to shoot prior to time being up.

Great review! Thank you for sharing. :)

Friday, April 8, 2011

Hobbying as a Lifestyle

No other life style can offer what the life style of the hobbyist offers.  The man who goes the route of having a wife or SO (significant other) has chosen a certain structure in life for him self.  That structure will revolve in relating to the woman on an on going basis, currently and in the future.

The man who is a professional hobbyist can not devote time to such a traditional life style.  The hobbyists future is planned that the routine of his life today and in the future, will involve having sex with many different women, perhaps 2 or 3 or more a week.

On one hand there is great pleasure involved in such a life style.  Think of it from a guys perspective, what could be more meaningful that having sex for a half hour or an hour 3 times a week with different young beautiful women with hot bodies?  Part of the joy in such esoteric hook ups is that as sinful as the man is in the hook up, the strange women are volunteering of their body in the same manner the man is.  In other words, this arrangement works for the hobbyist and it works for the different women too.

Again, the man who has a wife and is faithful to her, forfeits the hobbyist life style described above.

A person may say, aaahhhh such a life style is superficial and lacks true meaning.  That may or may not be true.  The hobbyist life style avoids many of the real hardships of life, such as divorce, the problems associated with relationships and an on going continuity of having to relate to people.  The hobbyist has opportunity to start with a clean slate every day.  The man with a wife or SO has an on going relationship and the ups and downs of such a relationship.  The hobbyist simply has a few beautiful women per week to have sex with, enjoy her body, enjoy some conversation with her and enjoy the sinful pleasures of what both the woman and hobbyist are willingly sharing with one another.

Is the hobbyist life style perfect?  NO.  But neither is the traditional civilian life style.  The thing the hobbyist life style affords though, is a clean slate every day.  There is great freedom in the hobbyist life style that an on going monogamous or swinger relationship can not offer.

However, like most things in life, you need to have a certain level of good health and well being to enjoy the hobbyist life style.  If you have a cold or a flu, you can not enjoy physical intimacy with 3 strange and new to you women per week.  You have to feel well to hook up.

Your dick has to work! :)  Think of it, a woman just has to lay there and receive.  A man has to be able to get it up.  The man who can not attain and maintain a hard on, is not a man who is gonna enjoy the hobbyist life style to the fullest.  Just like having a cold or a flu or aches and pains, that is not conducive to enjoying the hobbyist life style.

The hobbyist life style cuts to the chase.  You don't have to invest money in a fine car, fancy home furnishings or even the most stylish of clothes.  You don't even have to have a fancy home.  All that you need to do is maintain your self in general good health, have a hard cock, and be in the mind, body and spirit to sexually enjoy a few willing hot babe women per week.  What is not to like? :)

Well, looking at it from the perspective I described above, traditional relationships are really a whole bunch of complexity that possibly may not lead to the most meaningful of a life style.  On top of all that, once in a traditional relationship, you must forsake the hobbyist life style or at best do a compromise which would be a swinger life style.

The hobbyist life style values women primarily as a willing submissive sex object.  It is a given that the hobbyist will experience a few women per week who will share her sexual intimacy with thee hobbyist.  There is some thing in it for the woman too.  This by the half hour or hour exchange of intimacy works for her and benefits her life too.  This is why you have sooo many women who are willing participants in such an exchange of sexual intimacy.

The hobbyist life style avoids the drama of women.  You get to experience the best the beautiful woman has to offer.  Her body, her body parts, maybe a little pleasant conversation, but none of the inevitable drama of having an on going relationship with her.

The hobbyist who breaks the prime directive with a woman for hire, is the hobbyist who opens his life up to drama.  This does happen though, typically because this woman who he hires via the half hour or hour fulfills some thing with in his innate self that was not fulfilled in quite a while.  The hobbyist has natural feelings for this woman and the hobbyist is losing focus of what the prime directive is.  Meaning, there are two other strange women to experience later in the week and 3 other new ones next week.  If he has an attachment and feelings for one and it cultivates into a friendship or relationship, the hobbyist then opens himself up to all the problems Man in a civilian relationship has.  Except for one major difference.  That is......

Now the hobbyist is trying to have a relationship with a woman who has sex with strangers.  That is like going from the frying pan into the fire.  Yes, on one hand, there IS great freedom in having a girl friend who has sex with strangers in the same manner that you have sex with strangers.  However, all of the things that you are trying to avoid via living the hobbyist life style, you take on via dating an escort.  Except in this case you take on a double whammy of drama that all escorts have compared to civilian women.

Take my word on this, escorts as a general rule have twice the amount of drama in their life as compared to women who are not escorts.

Typically escorts earn twice the amount of money or more as compared to a civilian woman and the escort is typically twice as broke.  Why?  Often times party materials and other times general poor judgment which led them into escorting in the first place. 

Is the hobbyist life style every thing?  No.  It is some thing though that the civilian life style can never offer.  That is sexual intimacy with a few different hot babe women per week, with minimal drama.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Circle The Cat - A Really Fun Game - Have You Played It?

Click here. >>>> http://members.shaw.ca/gf3/circle-the-cat.html    <<<< It's a really fun pass time.  You have to try and surround the cat before the cat has a chance to run off the side of the board.  Go ahead and give it a try and see if you can circle the cat! :)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

CelebrityNetWorth.com - A Very Interesting Site......

Here is a link to the site >>>> http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ <<<< If you have ever wondered what the net worth was of popular and famous people, this site will have an answer for you.  I will list quite a few of the people listed in the site.

Larry Flynt - 400 million
Hugh Hefner 43 million

Who would have ever known that Larry was about 9 times richer than Hef?

Mohammad Ali -  80 million
Evander Holyfield - 1 million
Mike Tyson - 1 million
Buster Douglas (beat Mike Tyson) 32 million
Don King (boxing promoter) 150 million
George Foreman 250 mil

Ron Jeremy (porn star) 7 million

Dan Marino (football quarterback) 35 million

Phil Spector - 100 million - Not an advocate one way or the other for guns, but if he did not play with guns, he would never have shot Lana Clarkson in the mouth causing her head to blow apart and he would not be in prison for life and would be able to enjoy his $100 mil.  Invested conservatively, $100 mil will give ya $5 mil a year in tax free interest.  $5 mil a year can buy an awful lot of escort pussy!!!  Phil would have been much better off hiring armed body guards rather than being a big man having a gun on his person.

Halle Berry - 50 million - I would lick shit out of her hot black ass!!!, for free !!! :)

Donald Trump - 2 billion
Ivanka Trump (his 29 year old daughter) 150 million
Ivana Trump (former wife) 60 million
Marla Maples (hot babe former wife) 30 million

All that I have to say is, how does a 29 year old kid earn 150 mil ???  She was in school till probably age 20.  that gives her 9 years of earning potential.  So this kid made more than $15 mil a year for her labor?  Looks like it is better to be the kid of a rich daddy than to be the former wife!!! :)

Chris Evert (tennis player) 32.5 million
Jimmy Connors (tennis) 8 million

Michael Bloomberg (NYC Mayor) 18 billion
Bill Gates - 56 billion
Michael Dell (Dell computers) 14 billion

Jimmy Buffet (Margaritaville) 400 million
Toni Tennille (of Captain and Tennille) 9 million
Paul  McCartney  650 million
Barbra Streisand  140 mil
Diana Ross 160 mil
Neil Diamond 175 mil
Gene Simmons (of KISS) 300 mil
Olivia Newton John - 40 mil

Stephen Spielberg 3 billion
Stephen King (writer) 400 mil

Ross Perot - 3.5 billion
Prez Jimmy Carter 5 mil


Ann Coulter 8.5 mil 
Rush Limbaugh 350 mil

Larry King - 150 mil

Victoria Gotti 2 mil
John Gotti Jr - 10 mil

Jerry Seinfeld - 800 mil

Lisa Marie Presley  300 mil
Priscilla Presley  100 mil
Elvis Presley 300 mil

Lady Gaga 110 mil

Howard Stern 500 mil

H Wayne Huizenga (Waste Management and Blockbuster) 2.1 billion

Lindsey Lohan 1.5 mil

Will Smith 188 mil
Eddie Murphy 75 mil

David Geffin 5 billion
David Letterman 400 mil
Merv Griffin - 1 billion

Barbara Walters 150 mil

Barron Hilton - 40 billion
Paris Hilton - 45 mil

David Cassidy (Partridge Family) 5 mil
Danny Bonaduce 7 mil

Marlo Thomas 35 mil
Phil Donahue 23.5 mil

Alex Trebeck (Jeopardy)  45 mil

Jim Cantore (weather channel) 3.5 mil

Van Morrison (brown eye girl - singer) 50 mil

Michael Jordan 500 mil

Michael Jackson 600 mil

Pamela Anderson 5 mil

Bob Barker (Price is Right) 30 mil

Oprah Winfrey 2.7 billion
Dr Phil - 150 mil